Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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