So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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