...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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