That's intense
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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