Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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