Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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