Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize