so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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