Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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