I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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