The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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