Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
how does that bad decision feel?
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