Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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