if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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