Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
smell my finger.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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