Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
