Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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