Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
