How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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