THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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