just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm just crazy horny about you
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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