Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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