Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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