So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
