It's Friday. Sex?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Randomize
