Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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