so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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