That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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