he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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