at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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