You surviving the open bar?
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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