Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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