i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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