Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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