I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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