i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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