what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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