No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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