Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
