Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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