you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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