You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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