in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We just shotgunned beers for America
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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