i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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