This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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