I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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