I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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