don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Enjoy the penises
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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