So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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