How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Randomize
