this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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