ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
no, he came in my armpit
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
