when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
either way he was missing a nipple.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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