he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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