Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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