even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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