guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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